Mr. Flop always follows Ms. Flip
Alas, she cannot give him the slip! 

It is written in the book
This rule, it can’t be shook 

Flip-flop, flip-flop they go
As you and I well know 

Oh, how sweet that sounds!
In meaning too it abounds 

But if the sequence is reversed
The consequences are absurd 

I am sure you’ll readily agree
Flop-flip has no pedigree 

Flip-flop makes perfect sense
Flop-flip is rather dense 


Enjoy flipping and flopping at Lots of Laughter